Pro-tip, Sam.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/10/2017 at 13:39 • Filed to: 4 shots? Jesus Christ Sam.

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If you’re working in a near-finished 3.2 million-dollar home with a zero tolerance policy on food, drinks, and garbage inside, don’t let your barista write your name on your cup.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 13:44

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Shots fired, Sam.

4 of them.

At you.

Idiot.

McMike > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 13:45

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Who else did you share this photo with?

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 13:47

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It was Jim’s. He just ordered using Sam to cover his ass.

MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 13:48

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“I dunno, looks more like is says ‘Jam’ to me, do we have a Jam working here?” ~ Sam

MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 13:48

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maybe he didnt! maybe that’s Jerry’s cup and he’s a cunning bastard!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > McMike 05/10/2017 at 13:49

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No one. I’m just going to throw it away when the homeowner isn’t looking.

Chariotoflove > LongbowMkII 05/10/2017 at 13:49

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Or to get rid of Sam. Need an investigation into their past business dealings.

McMike > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 13:54

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Bummer, I was hoping you shared it with Sam

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 05/10/2017 at 13:54

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“Wasn’t me!” - Samuel “S.J.” Jam

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 13:55

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$3.2 million and the shelving looks like the cheap shitty flat pack stuff you get from Walmart? Somebody paid way too much.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 05/10/2017 at 13:59

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Location location location. South Bellevue new construction homes are $2mm, minimum. What goes inside of them is almost meaningless. Location, square footage, wine room, bedrooms. That’s all Eastside buyers care about.

DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 14:02

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The shelving in that $3.2 million dollar home looks the same as the shelving in my $200k home. Of course being in the Seattle area, it’s probably the same size as my house.

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 05/10/2017 at 14:03

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sam didnt share his coffee, why share anything with sam!

sam? more like a$$hole!

fintail > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 05/10/2017 at 14:04

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You should see Puget Sound construction quality, even in pricey trendy areas. Barely first world. Cardboard, foam, and plywood galore.

fintail > DipodomysDeserti 05/10/2017 at 14:05

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Probably smaller and more hastily built. Much decent quality (but often neglected) mid century stuff is being knocked down now, the paper mcmansions and mcmoderns replacing it won’t age so well in 60 years,

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 14:06

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All of this disappoints me. This is why I will buy an old home that I can fix.

DipodomysDeserti > fintail 05/10/2017 at 14:09

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Yep. My sixty year-old house was was already aging better than my parent ten year-old house.

Urambo Tauro > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 05/10/2017 at 14:13

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It’s already sagging!

Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 14:13

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That room needs more white.

Seriously though, what is with everyone’s aversion to color? Color is good. It makes the room interesting.

Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 14:16

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the food shelf needed testing

boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 14:40

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...and not one Dr. Seuss joke

LOREM IPSUM > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 14:44

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I will quite literally leave when told that I am not allowed to bring drinks into the workplace, or I’ll simply do like Sam and completely ignore said rule.

If it’s that big of an issue, do it your fucking self then. I can go work elsewhere for the day, where my efforts are more appreciated. Grumble Grumble can’t bring a drink into your fancy assed shithole, grumble grumble rich motherfuckers grumble grumble

Then again, I’m gone long before drywall, flooring, cabinets, finishing, etc go in.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > LOREM IPSUM 05/10/2017 at 14:46

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7/10

Sovande > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 14:50

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I think you give him too much credit.

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 14:52

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People paying 3.2mm for crap like that is why all my friends are moving to Idaho.

Probably doesn’t help that a lot of people on the eastside lose their #%@@ over minor frikkin’ details.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 15:24

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but can you still shit in the tub?

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 15:24

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We call them 7/11's in Texas.  

Jason Spears > MonkeePuzzle 05/10/2017 at 15:34

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Stapleface 05/10/2017 at 15:39

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The goal is always to make homes appeal to the broadest audience at this level of socioeconomic status. I always remind myself that someone making 5-figures will never truly understand the mindset of someone making 7-figures.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > someassemblyrequired 05/10/2017 at 15:41

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Yes, it’s amazing what homeowners overlook (cracks all in their newly poured garage) and what they will never let go (that chandelier is the wrong chrome! It’s supposed to be polished not satin!!!!)

Dru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 15:51

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Where’s this exactly? It needs to go on my rapidly increasing list of “Places I’ll Never Be Able To Afford to Live.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dru 05/10/2017 at 15:52

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Smellvue

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/10/2017 at 17:49

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None of them can swing a hammer, so they don’t get that cosmetics are cheap, structural is expensive. People will pay 150K more for a 25K reno.